樱桃子创作的漫画《樱桃小丸子》（Chibi Maruko-chan）1984年问世，1990年开始动画化，32年来不只在日本晋升为国民级动漫作品，在海外华人世界皆深入人心。为庆祝电视动画25周年纪念，樱桃小丸子去年推出电影版《樱桃小丸子来自意大利的少年》，中文配音版更在今年登陆华人影院，唤起广大樱迷的集体回忆。樱桃小丸子不愧是日本国民级邻家女孩，上期我们细嚼了小丸子人生格言，本期我们一起来细数她的另类语录。
另类语录
我老早就知道了：叫做牛郎的男人是会让女人堕落的那一种的。
I have known this all along: this guy called Cowboy (translator note: also a euphemism for gigolo) is someone who leads women astray.
我穿上了比基尼可是很妖艳动人的，哼！
I do look sexy and alluring in a bikini, mind you!
可是不一定觉得人不错就会马上喜欢上那个人。
I don't like someone just because I think he or she is a nice person.
你好坏，可是我喜欢。
You are evil. But I like that.
女人要有胆量，男人要有魄力。
A woman must be daring, a man must have guts.
不准你们小看女人！
Don't you dare belittle us women!
女人的心好复杂哦。
A woman's heart is a labyrinth.
天冷的时候，连洗澡都需要勇气。
When it gets cold, you'd need courage even just to get a bath.
只听到声音都看不见影子，跟放屁有什么两样？
To be heard but not seen, how different is that from a fart?
念书一点都不浪漫。
Studying isn't romantic at all.
吃东西又不累最合适我了。
Stuffing my face and doing something that takes no effort suits me best.
作业嘛，就是最后一天做才有意义。
The whole point of holiday assignments is getting them done on the last day.
一个女孩子没有点绯闻多可怜啊！（小丸子妈妈）
How sad when a girl hasn't got a wee bit of a scandal! （Maruko-chan's mother）
